I would take a bullet for garlic bread
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- person: [about to shoot me]
- me: wait wait hold on a sec
- person: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU
- me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
- person: is this.... mmm whatcha say?
- me: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace.
- person: [about to shoot me]
- me: wait wait hold on a sec
- person: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU
- me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
- person: is this.... mmm whatcha say?
- me: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace.
who would shoot a garlic bread
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.
me on my period
- me: touch me and DIE
- me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
- me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
- me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
- me: -cries for 3 hours-
- me: oh my god i'm hungry
- me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
- me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
- me: -sneezes-
- me: THE END IS HERE
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
He’s decent enough in his own way, I guess, but he’s kinda a douche to Alanna. It kills me that she leaves George by the wayside for so long. George loves her and accepts every bit of her no matter what. So blatantly so. And she ignores it. And it makes me want to bash her over the head sometimes....
so in iron man 2
a little boy in an iron man helmet tries to shoot one of the rampaging suits with his lil toy flight stabilizers
in spider-man 2
a little boy puts on his spiderman suit and stands up against the rhino
that’s great for all the little boys in the theater, but you know what I want?
i want a little girl to help the heroes
i want a six-year old redhead to kick nat’s gun to her
i want a twelve-year old with braces and a lisp to shake cap back to consciousness
i want a nine-year old latina girl to take clint by the hand and walk him down unfamiliar streets back to the main fight
i want a sixteen-year old black girl to kick an enemy in the back of the knees to save sam wilson
because girls are sitting in that audience too
and they deserve to see that
THIS.
I want a 3 year old in a tutu to bring Thor’s hammer to him
it got better
fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war